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MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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AH HA HA HA!
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YES, THAT'S BETTER.
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OH, HELLO, BOORS AND GHOULS.
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I HOPE YOU'LL EXCUSE
ME IF I DON'T GET UP.
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I'M A LITTLE STIFF TODAY.
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THEN AGAIN, I'M A
LITTLE STIFF EVERY DAY.
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ACTUALLY, I TWISTED MY
NECK PLAYING CROAK-ET,
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BUT IT WASN'T HURTING THE
WAY I THOUGHT IT SHOULD,
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SO I CALLED MY CHIRO-HACK-TOR.
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OF COURSE, SOME PEOPLE
LOOK ELSEWHERE FOR THEIR PAIN,
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LIKE THE OLD MAN IN
TONIGHT'S TERROR TALE.
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HIS IDEA OF AN ANTI-DIE-OTIC
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WAS TO MARRY A YOUNGER WOMAN.
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HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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AAH!
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AHH!
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I CALL THIS PLASMA
PLAY... STRUNG ALONG.
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HEY, CLYDE, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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I KIND OF LEFT MY
DOG HERE, KOKO.
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YOU LEFT YOUR DOG HERE?
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HEY, CLYDE, CAN'T YOU READ?
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THIS IS A NO BARKING ZONE.
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OH, NO.
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OH, YEAH, KIDDO.
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I BET THE COPS COLLARD HIM.
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WELL, WE BETTER
GET TO THE POUND.
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HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD
TIME, KIDS, AND REMEMBER,
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WHEREVER YOU MAY GO,
WHATEVER YOU MAY SEEK,
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WE'LL ALL GET TOGETHER
SAME TIME NEXT WEEK.
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OH, WHAT A DAY! IT'S PERFECT.
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COME ON BACK IN.
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OH!
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WHY DON'T YOU GET BACK OUT?
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HI, HONEY.
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I CAN'T GET HIM
OUT OF THE HOUSE.
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RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL PRESENTS
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JOSEPH RENFIELD
AND KOKO THE CLOWN.
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O.K., LET'S GIVE A BIG HAND
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FOR KOKO THE CLOWN
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AND COWBOY CLYDE.
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HERE THEY ARE,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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KOKO AND CLYDE.
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WANT MY OPINION?
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NOT ESPECIALLY.
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HOW ABOUT TAKING A
LITTLE MORE OFF THE TOP?
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NOBODY ASKED YOU, KOKO.
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YOU'VE CARVED THAT
HEAD FOR TWO MONTHS.
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YOU MAKE THOSE
CHEEKBONES ANY HIGHER...
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OH, DAMN IT!
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DON'T SAY IT.
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I DON'T WANT TO
HEAR "I TOLD YOU SO."
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KOKO BEEN BOTHERING YOU AGAIN?
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KOKO BOTHERING
ME? ARE YOU KIDDING?
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I BROUGHT YOU YOUR MAIL.
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WHY DON'T YOU COME FOR A SWIM?
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I DON'T WANT TO TAKE YOU
AWAY FROM YOUR FRIEND.
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LUCY WENT HOME.
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FOR CHRIST SAKES, JOE,
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YOU GOING TO JEALOUS
OF MY FEMALE FRIENDS TOO?
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I'M SORRY, I GUESS
I'M JUST DEPRESSED.
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OF COURSE YOU'RE DEPRESSED
YOU SIT IN THIS DARK LITTLE ROOM
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TALKING TO YOURSELF,
IT'S NOT HEALTHY.
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DID YOU TAKE YOUR
MEDICATION TODAY?
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I FEEL FINE, REALLY.
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WHAT COLOR SHOULD I
WEAR TO YOUR FUNERAL?
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IF YOU WANT ANOTHER
HEART ATTACK, GO AHEAD.
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DON'T BE ANGRY WITH ME, KIDDO.
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I'M NOT ANGRY WITH
YOU. I'M JUST FRUSTRATED.
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YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE
BETTER CARE OF YOURSELF.
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SHE'S MAGNIFICENT,
ISN'T SHE, KOKO?
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SHE'S A REAL PIECE
OF WORK, ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT IS IT?
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YOU WON'T BELIEVE
IT. THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
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THEY WANT ME FOR A TRIBUTE
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TO THE GOLDEN AGE OF TELEVISION.
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WHAT?
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THEY WANT ME TO DO ONE OF THE
OLD KOKO AND CLYDE ROUTINES.
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NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU UP FOR THIS?
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THERE'S NOT MUCH NOTICE.
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UP TO IT, WHY I COULD
DO IT IN MY SLEEP.
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THIS IS WHAT I NEED.
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I'M GOING OUT OF MY HEAD.
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THIS COULD BE THE
BEGINNING OF A COMEBACK.
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DON'T BLOW IT OUT OF PROPORTION.
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IT'S JUST A TV SHOW.
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BUT WHO KNOWS?
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MAYBE IT'LL GET YOU
OUT OF THE HOUSE.
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OH, YEAH... WELL,
THERE'S SO MUCH TO DO.
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THERE'S A TON OF PEOPLE TO CALL.
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KIDDO, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
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INSTEAD OF AN OLD ROUTINE,
I'LL DO SOMETHING NEW.
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NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
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I DON'T WANT YOU
PUSHING YOURSELF.
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I WON'T LET YOU GET SICK AGAIN.
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SICK? I HAVEN'T FELT
THIS GOOD IN YEARS.
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LET'S HAVE DR. LITTMAN
CHECK YOU OUT IN CASE.
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WHY? I'M ON ENOUGH
MEDICATION ALREADY.
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ALL RIGHT, NO MORE DOCTORS.
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COULD WE GET
SOMEONE TO HELP YOU?
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WOULD YOU DO THAT FOR ME?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW
ANYBODY ANYMORE.
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WELL, MAYBE I'LL CALL
THE TRADES TOMORROW
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AND PLACE A CLASSIFIED.
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CLASSIFIEDS.
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YOU NEVER KNOW WHO
YOU'LL GET FROM THOSE.
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I'LL TALK TO MY ACTING TEACHER.
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HE MIGHT KNOW SOMEONE
WHO COULD HELP YOU.
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ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?
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I DON'T KNOW I
GUESS I FEEL INSPIRED.
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INSPIRED AYE.
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AND THIS IS JOSEPH'S WORKSHOP.
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I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW EXCITED I AM.
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I GREW UP ON
THIS STUFF AS A KID.
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DIDN'T WE ALL.
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OH, WOW!
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JOSEPH, DAVID IS HERE.
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THAT'S FUNNY. HE
KNEW YOU WERE COMING.
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WAIT HERE. I'LL GO FIND HIM.
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O.K. THANKS.
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DON'T TOUCH HIM!
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE HE'S BEEN.
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WHO IS THAT?
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WHO DO YOU WANT IT TO BE?
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HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?
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THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW
AND YOU TO FIND OUT.
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JOSEPH, COME ON OUT.
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THERE'S A GUY OUT
HERE SPYING ON US.
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KOKO, TRY BEING NICER
TO THE YOUNG MAN.
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YOU DON'T WANT
TO SCARE HIM AWAY.
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I DON'T FRIGHTEN
EASY, MR. RENFIELD.
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FOR STARTERS, IT'S
NOT MR. RENFIELD.
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IT'S JOSEPH, O.K.?
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YES, SIR.
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THIS IS A REAL HONOR FOR ME.
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DID ELLEN TELL YOU
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KISSING MY ASS WAS
PART OF THE JOB?
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NO, SIR. ACTUALLY,
THAT WAS MY IDEA.
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UH-HUH.
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SO, HOW DO YOU KNOW ELLEN?
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SHE TAKES ACTING CLASS
FROM A FRIEND OF MINE.
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AND DO YOU KNOW
EACH OTHER VERY WELL?
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ACTUALLY, WE'VE NEVER MET.
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I HAD TO STOP TAKING THE CLASS.
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OH. IN THAT CASE,
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LET'S GET TO THE GOOD STUFF.
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HAVE YOU WORKED WITH
MARIONETTES BEFORE?
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I HAVE DONE SOME
WORK IN ANIMATRONICS.
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UH, MECHANICAL PUPPETS,
USING REMOTE CONTROLS
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AND COMPUTER CIRCUITS,
THAT SORT OF THING.
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I'VE GOT SOME PICTURES
I'D LOVE TO SHOW YOU.
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NO, NO. PUPPETS AREN'T MACHINES.
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THEY'RE AN EXTENSION
OF THE PUPPETEER.
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THEY'RE A PART OF YOU.
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YOU BECOME PART OF THEM.
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IF THAT'S A PROBLEM FOR YOU,
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YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT.
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MR. RENFIELD... JOSEPH,
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I WANT TO LEARN.
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THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
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I'VE GOT THE CHANCE TO LEARN
THE CRAFT FROM A MASTER.
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I WANT THAT CHANCE.
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I DO.
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GREAT.
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THANKS.
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I TOLD YOU I WOULD.
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YES, I KNOW.
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WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER.
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RICK,
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I SAID WE'LL TALK
ABOUT IT LATER.
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I HAVE TO GO.
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WHO'S THAT?
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A FRIEND FROM CLASS.
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SO, HOW'S WHAT'S-HIS-NAME
WORKING OUT?
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DAVID.
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I THINK HE'LL BE FINE.
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GREAT.
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WHAT?
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HE JUST SEEMED TOO EAGER.
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YOU DON'T LIKE HIM?
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NO, HE'S FINE.
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HE COMES HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
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HE JUST STRUCK ME AS TOO PUSHY.
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BUT IF HE HELPS YOU GET
YOUR SHOW TOGETHER,
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HE'S O.K. BY ME.
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I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU SO PLEASED.
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I LEFT SOME DINNER FOR YOU.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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WHERE I GO EVERY TUESDAY
NIGHT, MY ACTING CLASS.
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DO YOU HAVE TO GO?
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WHY CAN'T WE HAVE
DINNER AT HOME?
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IT'S THE ONLY CHANCE I GET
TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.
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YOU MAY LIKE BEING SHUT IN,
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BUT I DON'T.
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ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
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IT DEPENDS, KOKO.
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WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
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SHE WOULDN'T DO THAT TO US...
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NOT AFTER THINGS HAVE FINALLY
STARTED HAPPENING AGAIN.
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SHE WOULDN'T.
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TELL ME YOU AGREE WITH ME.
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00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:03,274
OH, THERE YOU ARE, CLYDE.
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00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,276
I LOST YOU IN THAT WAVE.
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00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,813
I LOST ME IN THAT WAVE, TOO.
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00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,414
BY THE WAY, CLYDE,
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00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,650
DAMN IT, I KEEP GETTING
THE STRINGS TANGLED.
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00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,420
WELL, NOW, IT'S OKAY.
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00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:17,788
DON'T GET FRUSTRATED.
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00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,191
YOU'RE USING TO MUCH WRIST.
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00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:23,560
NOW JUST THINK OF THE ARMS
AND HANDS AS A LONG APPENDAGE
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00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,441
REACHING DOWN
THROUGH THE CONTROLLER.
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00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,098
INTO THE PUPPET'S TOES.
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00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:30,501
SEE, JUST BACK AND
FORTH REALLY EASY.
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00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:32,303
LIKE THIS.
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00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:35,974
JUST DON'T FORCE IT.
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IT'S AMAZING HOW YOU DO THAT.
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00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:41,645
THANKS, KIDDO.
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00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,981
I'VE BEEN IN THIS
BUSINESS A LONG TIME.
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IT SHOULD BE AMAZING.
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00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,664
OH, I'M SORRY, HERE
YOU TRY A LITTLE.
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00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,527
OH, THERE YOU ARE, CLYDE.
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00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,840
I LOST YOU IN THAT LAST WAVE.
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00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:02,199
I LOST ME IN THAT LAST WAVE TOO.
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00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,101
OH, AND BY THE WAY, CLYDE.
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00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,715
WHEN YOU GET ON THE BOARD,
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00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,650
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO YELL "COWABUNGA,"
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NOT "HELP ME, MOMMY."
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THANKS, KOKO.
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00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:13,811
WHAT DO I YELL WHEN THE
BOARD GETS ON TOP OF ME?
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00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:17,849
THAT'S WHEN YOU
YELL "HELP ME, MOMMY."
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00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,284
OH, THAT'S MUCH
BETTER, MUCH BETTER.
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COME ON, COME ON.
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HELLO, DARLING.
WASN'T DAVID GREAT?
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LUNCHTIME.
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HE LEARNED IN TWO WEEKS
WHAT TOOK ME TWO YEARS.
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DID YOU CATCH THE SCENE?
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LOOKED O.K.
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00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,435
FOR HER THAT'S A RAVE REVIEW.
240
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WHAT'D YOU THINK
OF THE NEW LINES?
241
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:40,771
THEY'RE O.K.
242
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,306
I THOUGHT THEY WERE GREAT.
243
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,909
DAVID WROTE THEM.
244
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,377
WHO TOLD DAVID TO DO THAT?
245
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,980
HE CAME UP WITH
THE IDEA AND I LIKED IT.
246
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:51,782
JOE, YOU'VE BEEN WINNING
EMMYS FOR WRITING
247
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,417
SINCE BEFORE HE WAS BORN.
248
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:56,421
WE HIRED HIM TO HELP,
NOT CHANGE THE ACT.
249
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,756
ALL I DID WAS
UPDATE THE MATERIAL
250
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,759
FROM THE FIFTIES
TO THE NINETIES.
251
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:05,663
GREAT, BUT THE SHOW IS
A TRIBUTE TO THE FIFTIES.
252
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:08,298
I SUGGEST YOU CHANGE IT BACK.
253
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,867
THE CHANGES WORK BETTER.
254
00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:13,070
WHO'S RUNNING THE
SHOW, YOU OR HIM?
255
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:26,650
YOU O.K., JOE?
256
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,620
YEAH, I'M FINE.
257
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:32,690
WANT ME TO GO GET HER?
258
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:37,028
NO, NO, I'LL BE O.K.
259
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,563
JUST GOT TO CATCH MY BREATH.
260
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,400
WHAT'S GOING ON, JOE?
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NOTHING.
262
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:49,340
COME ON THIS IS ME,
DAVID YOU CAN TALK TO ME.
263
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:53,889
IS THERE SOME KIND OF
PROBLEM BETWEEN YOU AND ELLEN
264
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,113
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
265
00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:01,685
I THINK THERE'S SOMEONE
IN HER ACTING CLASS.
266
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,655
YOU THINK SHE'S
HAVING AN AFFAIR?
267
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,071
WELL, UH, I'M BEING RIDICULOUS.
268
00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:10,961
LET'S GET BACK TO WORK.
269
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,163
I CAN SWING BY HER ACTING CLASS
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ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT
AND CHECK IT OUT.
271
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,234
IT'D BE NO PROBLEM.
272
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,271
WEDNESDAY NIGHT?
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00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:24,508
HER ACTING CLASS
IS ON TUESDAY NIGHT.
274
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,577
IT USED TO BE TUESDAY NIGHT,
275
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,346
BUT THEY CHANGED IT A YEAR AGO.
276
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:32,483
THAT'S WHY I HAD TO DROP OUT.
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00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:33,885
OH, YEAH.
278
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:45,229
SORRY, JOE.
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00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:47,331
REALLY.
280
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,199
THAT'S OKAY.
281
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,802
THAT'S OKAY, I'M ALL RIGHT.
282
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,476
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD
COME BACK TOMORROW.
283
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:02,212
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST ME?
284
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:05,416
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
YOU HATE ME SO MUCH.
285
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:09,086
I'D LIKE TO DO THIS AS
QUIETLY AS POSSIBLE,
286
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:12,089
BUT IF IT'S A MATTER OF MONEY,
287
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:15,159
I'M SURE WE CAN COME
TO SOME AGREEMENT.
288
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:20,664
IS THAT WHAT YOU
THINK THIS IS ABOUT?
289
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,467
YOU ARE DISGUSTING.
290
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,368
DO YOU KNOW THAT?
291
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,106
BY THE WAY,
292
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:32,176
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
CHEATING ON YOUR HUSBAND?
293
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,844
HOW DARE YOU!
294
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,345
STOP IT, YOU TWO.
295
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,347
DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID?
296
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,983
I WANT YOU TO FIRE HIM!
297
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,965
I CAN'T DO THE SHOW
WITHOUT HIM. I NEED HIM.
298
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,422
YOU NEED ME. I
DON'T WANT HIM HERE.
299
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:48,125
JOE, IT'S NOT WORTH
UPSETTING YOU.
300
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:51,162
THE SHOW'S THE
MOST IMPORTANT THING.
301
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,496
WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.
302
00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:54,732
I PROMISE.
303
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,169
DAVID, DON'T GO, PLEASE.
304
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,404
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH
YOU, DAVID IS MY FRIEND.
305
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,772
OH, HE'S YOUR FRIEND, IS HE?
306
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,852
YOU CAN HAVE
FRIENDS BUT I CAN'T?
307
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,510
I NEVER SAID YOU
CAN'T HAVE FRIENDS.
308
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,289
THAT'S NEWS, IN THE PAST 8 YEARS
309
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,424
I'VE LOST EVERY
FRIEND BECAUSE OF YOU.
310
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:11,148
I SICK OF YOUR JEALOUSY.
311
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:14,151
I'M SICK OF YOU CONTROLLING ME
LIKE ONE OF YOU DAMN PUPPETS.
312
00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:15,886
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
313
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,788
TO SEE A FRIEND.
314
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:26,330
I NEVER DID TRUST THAT DAME.
315
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,434
TAKE MY ADVICE.
316
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,203
ALL I'M SAYING IS
317
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:36,206
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
JUST CHECK INTO IT.
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00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,376
DO IT!
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00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,289
AHA!
320
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,125
I SHOULD'VE LISTENED
TO YOU KOKO.
321
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:25,356
YOU KNEW.
322
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,924
YOU KNEW.
323
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,671
IT WASN'T EXACTLY
HARD TO SEE COMING.
324
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,494
SHE'S YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL.
325
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,763
YOU'RE JUST A TIRED OLD MAN.
326
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:37,034
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
327
00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:41,505
YOU MEAN IF YOU WERE
YOU OR IF YOU WERE ME?
328
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:44,608
I'LL DIVORCE HER...
329
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,179
CALL MY LAWYER IN THE MORNING.
330
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:53,117
I NEVER WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN.
331
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:54,552
DIVORCE WILL COST YOU.
332
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:58,355
I SAY YOU TAKE MATTERS
INTO YOUR OWN HANDS.
333
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,257
NO, I...
334
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,193
NO. NO.
335
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:06,229
NO, I CAN'T. I CAN'T.
336
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,199
SURE, YOU CAN.
337
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:15,706
NO.
338
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,109
NO.
339
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:21,378
NO, I...
340
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,039
KOKO?
341
00:21:58,551 --> 00:21:59,817
KOKO?
342
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:03,153
AAH!
343
00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:05,390
AAH! ELLEN!
344
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:12,129
AAH! AAH!
345
00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:14,798
HA HA HA!
346
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,738
SORRY, OLD MAN.
347
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,963
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
348
00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,799
IS HE DEAD YET?
349
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:23,133
ALMOST.
350
00:23:28,374 --> 00:23:31,208
JOSEPH, THIS IS RICK.
351
00:23:31,277 --> 00:23:34,011
HE'S A PUPPETEER, JUST LIKE YOU.
352
00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:37,015
AREN'T YOU, BABY?
353
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,363
MMM.
354
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,492
WHAT DO YOU THINK, JOE?
355
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,961
I KNOW IT'S NOT AS GRACEFUL
356
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,529
AS WHAT YOU DO,
357
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,531
BUT I THINK WITH
A LITTLE MONEY...
358
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,133
YOUR MONEY...
359
00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:59,870
I THINK HE'LL END UP
PRETTY DAMN GOOD.
360
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,099
BYE, JOE.
361
00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:11,314
YOU SHOULD GET CLEANED UP.
362
00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:12,783
CALL 911.
363
00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:15,151
WHERE'D YOU PUT THE REAL KOKO?
364
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,653
HE'S UNDER THERE.
365
00:24:16,722 --> 00:24:19,456
COME ON. WE DON'T
HAVE THAT MUCH TIME.
366
00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:20,525
O.K.
367
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,480
UHH!
368
00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:46,216
RICK?
369
00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:52,923
RICK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
THE PARAMEDICS ARE COMING.
370
00:24:59,565 --> 00:25:01,131
RICK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
371
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,668
YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE.
372
00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:08,805
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
373
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:14,244
UP HERE, KIDDO.
374
00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:19,617
AAH!
375
00:25:22,388 --> 00:25:24,132
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO BELIEVE THIS.
376
00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:25,889
YEAH, I'VE SEEN JUST
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
377
00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:29,974
NOT LIKE THIS YOU HAVEN'T.
378
00:25:51,183 --> 00:25:52,783
HA HA HA!
379
00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:01,091
KOKO MAY HAVE BEEN THE PUPPET,
380
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,525
BUT IN THE END,
381
00:26:02,594 --> 00:26:06,196
JOSEPH WAS THE ONE WHO
PAID FOR MARRYING-ETTE.
382
00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:09,933
AS FOR ME, KIDDIES,
383
00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:12,302
IT SEEMS MY PAIN IN THE NECK
384
00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:14,470
WAS MORE SERIOUS THAN I THOUGHT,
385
00:26:14,539 --> 00:26:18,875
BUT I'M ALMOST FINISHED
WITH MY SCARE-APY.
386
00:26:18,944 --> 00:26:22,879
ONE MORE ADJUSTMENT,
AND I'LL BE OUT OF HERE.
387
00:26:22,948 --> 00:26:25,816
ANY TIME YOU'RE READY, BONES.
388
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:32,690
HEE HEE HEE!
389
00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:36,827
NOW, THAT'S WHAT
I CALL PAIN IN FULL!
390
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,868
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